The Henry Stickmin Collection: How To Become a Legend Like Charles

A guide on how to become an absolute unit like the military helicopter enthusiast himself, Charles Calvin. Learn all the secrets and discover what it truly means to be a helicopter pilot.

How to Do the Thing Mentioned in the Title of the Guide:

Charles Calvin. Pristine chad. Absolute unit. Helicopter enthusiast. Graduator at the top of his class in the Navy Seals. Has over 300 confirmed kills. These traits make Charles the ideal male, and the ultimate co-pilot. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Dang, that Charles guy is sooooo cool. How do I be just like him, nay, BECOME him? Well, dear reader, I will tell you exactly just how to become a legend like Charles. This is truly the greatest plan.

STEP 1: Find the nearest aerial vehicle you can pilot. This can be a plane, helicopter, UFO, Arwing, whatever. Just something that you can fly at mach speed.

STEP 2: Fly the vehicle up and find the nearest tea enthusiast gathering you can on your GPS. Chances are that they’ll be wearing top hats and monocles. Obviously these infidels must be Toppats, which makes them ideal targets for your craft.

STEP 3: Fly the vehicle into the building that the Toppats are located in at mach speed and try to blow as many of them up if you can. Bonus points if you can get them all!

Thanks for reading this guide on how to become a legend like Charles. You’ll make it into the history books if you follow these rules.

Written by: gamer klown

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